Digging up the Dead Sea Squirrels,
Dave discovers the lost lines of Ecclesiastes:
To everything, Tern, Tern, Tern;
There is a season, Tern, Tern, Tern;
And a time for every contra made in Heaven.
A time to tune, a time to play;
A time for contras, a time for squares;
A time to be ones, a time to be twos;
A time to lead, a time to follow;
A time to balance, a time to swing;
A time to twirl, a time to refrain from twirling;
A time to dance, a time to waltz.